{"id":333,"date":"2017-12-06T17:25:41","date_gmt":"2017-12-06T15:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/?p=333"},"modified":"2018-01-16T16:54:04","modified_gmt":"2018-01-16T14:54:04","slug":"dilema-cetateanului-perpendicular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Dilema cetateanului perpendicular"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Domnul Mannix Elvis Electorescu<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(supranumit in comuna natala si Cosinus din cauza felului sau de a vorbi asa mai &#8220;pe nas&#8221; ) <\/span><\/p>\n<p>are 50 de ani , o sotie , doi copii si cateva afaceri mici si mijlocii .<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Usor de inteles \u2026 dupa prenumele sale&#8230;ce idoli umpleau micile ecrane ale televizoarelor cu lampi pe vremea cand a fost botezat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Evenimentele din &#8217;89 l-au prins la fabrica incadrat :\u00a0 &#8220;prelucrator prin aschiere&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">tocmai executa niste rebuturi la strung : &#8220;da-le in ma-sa ca merge s-asa !&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In momentul cand se incingeau treburile prin Piata Universitatii a primit o comanda de la <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">maistru , sa lase ce lucra si sa faca niste bate de lemn , ca au nevoie de ele sa-i linisteasca <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pe agitatorii aia din statul paralel \u201889 care au iesit in strada si vor sa ne intrerupa drumul spre comunismul luminos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dilema1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-342\" src=\"http:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dilema1-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"dilema1\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dilema1-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dilema1.jpg 618w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nu a mai apucat sa le termine si nici sa se duca cu colegii sa le probeze pe spinarea &#8220;vanzatorilor de tara&#8221; .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A inteles de la televizor ca statul paralel \u201889 vandut occidentului era de fapt &#8220;de-ai nostri&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">si ca nu mai trebuie &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ca a iesit cine trebuie la balcon &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Anii au trecut , dl. Mannix a lasat fabrica pe autocarul de Turcia .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dupa vreo 20 curse cu genti pline de rulmenti (in fabrica nu mai era nevoie de ei) <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a reusit sa puna ban pe ban si sa devina un capitalist adevarat : si-a deschis primul lighean de zahar pe batz.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">De aici totul a mers de la sine : shaormerie , chiosc non-stop , taraba in piata Obor , <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">magazin second-hand , amanet , casa de pariuri , magazin online de piese auto folosite etc etc <\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Totul a devenit rutina : spaga la inspectorii sanitari, spaga la pompieri , spaga la primarie , spaga la opc , spaga la itm s.a.m.d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Afacerile au crescut , acum are 10 angajati cu norma intreaga si inca 3 studente part-time la taraba din Obor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Copiii sai au preluat din mers toate secretele afacerii dar si-au continuat si <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">studiile la o facultate dintr-un bloc din Caracal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">De cateva zile sta si se uita buimac pe cele 3 televizoare cu plasma + 1 smart (pentru youtube in special ) si aude un termen care ii da fiori : &#8220;statul paralel&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Isi aminteste de revolutie si nu stie ce sa creada : <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">statul paralel este altul decat cel de acum 28 de ani ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Daca atunci statul paralel (+ agenturili straine) a fost bun fiindca a dat jos statul normal de atunci , ce se intampla acum ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Daca Statul Paralel \u201889 a devenit intre timp stat normal (sa zicem ca se numeste \u201cStatul 1989-2017\u201d ) despre ce alt stat paralel se vorbeste la antene acum ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Ba baieti ! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zice dl.Electorescu catre prietenii sai sorbind dintr-un pahar de \u201cUnirea\u201d ,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">iou\u00a0 cred \u00a0ca e grava situatia , nu cumva a \u00a0aparut \u201cStatul Perpendicular\u201d ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Si noi toti suntem de fapt statul perpendicular deoarece ne este perfect perpendicular ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0<\/strong>Din aceasta dilema nu puteti iesi , zic !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Domnul Mannix Elvis Electorescu (supranumit in comuna natala si Cosinus din cauza felului sau de a vorbi asa mai &#8220;pe nas&#8221; ) are 50 de ani , o sotie , doi copii si cateva afaceri mici si mijlocii . \u00a0 Usor de inteles \u2026 dupa prenumele sale&#8230;ce idoli umpleau micile&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":407,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions\/407"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceaidezis.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}